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We simplify complex topics with memes, sarcasm, and relatable analogies. Your cynical crypto friend who translates the jargon.
Tired of the hype, the jargon, and the talking heads who take it all way too seriously? Yeah, so were we.
Let's be honest: the crypto world is a circus. It’s a chaotic mix of groundbreaking tech, absurd volatility, and people who use words like "synergistic decentralization" with a straight face.
We're your daily crypto newsletter for people who love the game but can’t help but laugh at the players. We serve up the insights you need with a generous side of edgy humor and internet-savvy satire.
Learning about crypto shouldn't feel like a chore. Our approach is simple.
We simplify complex topics with memes, sarcasm, and relatable analogies. Your cynical crypto friend who translates the jargon.
Well‑researched info delivered with the irony of someone who's in on the joke. We know our stuff, but we don't take it too seriously.
The market never sleeps, and neither does the absurdity. We deliver consistent, bite‑sized updates to keep you in the loop.